In the season-four finale of Jane the Virgin, the show seemed to pull off the ultimate twist when it revealed that YOU KNOW WHO is YOU KNOW WHAT. But that truly shocking moment isn’t the only plot twist the CW’s little dramedy-that-could has executed over the years. Jane is a telenovela after all, and telenovelas are meant to make you feel, to make you swoon, and to make you gasp. Jane
excels at the first two, but the way the show pulls off that third
piece is truly artful. It’s fairly astounding to witness the intricacy
with which Jane lays the groundwork for its most surprising
moments, and the confidence the show has in regularly turning its
narrative on its head — especially when you look at all of those plot
twists and major reveals together.
Which
is exactly what we did, as we await the fallout of That Twist in the
season premiere of Jane’s fifth and final season tonight. Based on
execution, how important it is to the overall story, and true shock
value, we went ahead and ranked every major twist and turn Jane’s thrown at us over the years — because there are twists, and then there are Jane the Virgin twists.
(Note: Major spoilers for seasons one through four of Jane the Virgin lie ahead, but you probably knew that based on the title of this article!)
33. Petra’s name isn’t really Petra!
Until
I recently rewatched the show, I had completely forgotten that Petra’s
real name is Natalia. She changed it when she and her mother, Magda,
fled to America to get away from Petra’s ex, Milos. At the time, the
revelation was more evidence showing us that Petra was not to be
trusted, but overall it had very little effect on the show. Secret
identities typically provide cool reveals, but this one was pretty meh
in the grand scheme of things.
32. Petra’s having an affair with Roman Zazo!
In
the pilot episode, when we learn that Petra Solano is having an affair
with her husband’s best friend Roman, the reaction is more
raised-eyebrow than full-on-gasp. They both seemed like less-than-great
people, anyway. The secret relationship does set in motion the end of
Petra and Rafael’s marriage, and it is also important for later
Zazo-related twists, but overall it’s a standard-issue soap opera affair
— the real juicy stuff comes later.
31. Andie is Michael’s ex-girlfriend!
Just
when Jane thinks she’s met a nice new friend in her writing group, she
learns that Andie is Michael’s ex-girlfriend and she’s been stalking
Jane in an effort to find out if she might have another chance with her
ex. Not really the greatest foundation for a friendship. As surprising
of a reveal as it is, Andie doesn’t change much on the show. She doesn’t
even murder anyone! Like, if you’re going to come on Jane and disrupt things, you better go all-in.
30. Rogelio made up a fake scholarship to pay for Jane’s grad-school tuition!
I
am well aware that this has very little impact on the plot of the show,
but the reveal that the Elodea Gale Vigor Scholarship is fake makes me
laugh every time. First, there’s the reveal that Elodea Gale Vigor
spells out Rogelio De La Vega, as if he is Tom Marvolo Riddle becoming
Lord Voldemort. Then there’s the fact that Jane calls the number listed
for the scholarship and gets Rogelio’s voicemail, in which he is
singing, “It’s a beautiful day to call Rogelio.” Most reveals on this
show are brimming with drama and tragedy, but this one brings only joy.
Okay, well, it’s not joyous for Jane, who only learns of this once
Rogelio is broke and can’t pay for the Elodea Gale Vigor scholarship
anymore, leaving her to figure out tuition payments on her own. Still,
for us, very fun.
29. Eileen killed Scott!
There
are several suspects in the mystery as to who killed hotel employee and
ultimate schemer Scott and buried him in the beach along the property
line of the Marbella and Chuck Chesser’s Fairwick Hotel. But it ends up
being the real Eileen, attempting to keep secret the fact that Sin
Rostro is now using Eileen’s face as her own. You know, that old motive.
28. Magda kills Ivan, forces a pregnant Petra to help her bury his body, and then turns her in for the murder!
Was anyone ever really invested in this storyline? On the plus side, we get a great Weekend at Bernie’s
sequence as Petra and Magda try to get the body of Ivan (who works for
Petra’s criminal ex Milos) out of the Marbella. But overall, Magda’s
dastardly plans never really have long-term effects, so turning Petra in
always felt more like a minor roadblock than a major plot twist. And
it’s true: Petra gets off and turns around to hand her mother over to
the police. They have a complicated relationship, those two!
27. Petra was engaged to Lachlan but left him for Rafael!
When
Lachlan — Rafael’s rival for control of the Marbella (and his father’s
affection) — shows up, we learn that Rafael and Petra only met because
Petra was engaged to Lachlan at one point and Rafael stole her away.
It’s a reminder that Rafael used to be a huge douchebag and that Petra
loves money more than anything else. A real cool way to start a
marriage!
26. Alba wasn’t a virgin when she got married!
This
reveal really has no major effect on the show except for reframing a
lot of Alba’s actions and healing a long-open wound between Alba and
Xiomara, but still, what a scandal!
25. Michael’s not fired, he’s gone undercover!
This
tricky season-one twist even made me rewatch! What can I say? I’ve
blocked a lot of Sin Rostro plot out of my head — I’m not here for the
crime thriller, people. But Michael Cordero turns out to be both a great
detective and a decent actor. (Stand-up comic? Not so much.) When
Rafael turns him in for letting his partner-turned-Sin-Rostro-operative
Nadine go, you totally think he’s been asked to turn in his badge and
gun and then goes to Nadine for help in bringing Sin Rostro down. But it
is all a ruse! He’s gone undercover and is using Nadine to get to Sin
Rostro. Nadine dies in the process, so it doesn’t go all that well.
24. JR’s blackmailer isn’t Krishna! And the real blackmailer comes to kill Petra! And then JR shoots that person! Twists!
Did
anyone actually believe Petra’s assistant Krishna when she turned
herself in as the person who has been blackmailing Petra’s lawyer/lover
Jane Ramos — JR for short, and for future plays on famous catchphrases —
to go after Petra? I didn’t think so. Krishna reveals she’d also
been blackmailed, but once she heard who was going to kill Petra, she
had to warn her. It’s how we find ourselves in this #WhoDidJRShoot
situation at the end of season four. Of course, the real twist here will
come once we discover the actual identity of the person lying on
Petra’s floor with a gunshot wound.
23. Carl isn’t real! Wait, Carl is real!
Just
when you’re convinced Luisa’s had a psychotic break and she willingly
agrees to go to a psychiatric hospital, we learn that Carl is
real! Or rather, he’s an actor hired by Magda and Anežka to gaslight
Luisa as part of their plot to get her shares of the Marbella. It’s
always about hotel shares on this show! Anežka then later reveals to
Luisa that Carl is real, but convinces her that Rafael and Petra were
the ones who set it all up. It takes a while for Raf and Luisa to sort
it out. It also causes a huge rift between Rafael and Petra once Raf
learns that Petra didn’t immediately tell him about it, leaving Luisa in
the hospital. On the plus side, all the lying finally pushes Rafael to
get his own apartment. Man, this Carl — sorry, Anton — character drives a
lot of plot forward!
22. The guy who brings Jane Michael’s letter is her first love, Adam!
Of
all the floorboards in all the world, you know? It definitely seems
fated that Adam should be the one to move into Jane and Michael’s place
after Michael dies and then hand-deliver Michael’s Pre-Cana letter to
his wife. There’s no replacing the beauty of the Michael-Jane-Rafael
love triangle, but Adam put in a nice effort.
21. Magda can walk! And she pushes Alba down the stairs!
I
mean, sure. This takes place during the whole “Petra and Magda keep
Ivan hostage in their hotel room” arc and I still don’t completely buy
Alba getting super drunk at the Marbella and going upstairs to yell at
Petra for terrorizing Jane. That it gets us deeper into Alba’s life as
an undocumented immigrant is great, but the execution isn’t the
smoothest. The reveal that Magda has been faking her injury plays into
the idea of her being a true telenovela supervillain — I mean, she ends
up with a hook hand and eye patch! — which is always fun, but even at
the time of the reveal, you’re less like, “Can you believe it?!,” and
more like, “Yeah, that tracks.”
20. Xo sleeps with Rogelio’s rival Esteban — and gets pregnant!
A
true betrayal! At the very least, because of this treachery, we are
granted two gifts. First, Rogelio uttering this phrase upon seeing a
gift basket that was sent to Xo: “Why do you have a sex basket from my
mortal enemy?” And also this hashtag: #EsteBunintheOven. Bless.
19. Darci is pregnant with Rogelio’s baby!
This
is a problem, because when she tells him, she’s already seven months
pregnant, they are broken up, and Rogelio is about to marry Xo, who has
already made it very clear she doesn’t want more kids. Thankfully, Ro
and Xo get past it, and Rogelio and Darci’s baby, named Baby, is born.
There’s a lot of angst around Baby, especially once it’s revealed that
Darci has entered into a relationship with, you guessed it, Esteban.
OMG, I know!
18. Rafael was adopted!
This
twist is frustrating. Sure, this causes Rafael to lose all of his money
and decide to serve time for covering up Emilio Solano’s art-smuggling
business and that Changes Him (for the better!). But how much crap did
we go through watching Rafael deal with the devastating news that his
mother left him for a cool $10 million, and then again when he
discovered she was the crime lord Mutter? A lot! I’m tired of talking
about Rafael’s parentage! Also, there’s been so much talk of who
Rafael’s biological parents are, the payoff better be good. It must be
someone we know, right? Otherwise, who cares? The Passions of Santos had a maid who turned out to be Santos’s mother … just saying.
17. JR is being blackmailed to make sure Petra goes to prison!
Petra
reluctantly hires JR as her lawyer when she’s being investigated for
Anežka’s death. It seems like she’ll really fight for Petra! Except we
quickly learn that someone is blackmailing her into tanking Petra’s
case, threatening to expose JR for tampering with evidence earlier in
her career. JR can’t go through with it, but that doesn’t mean the
blackmailer is through with her. It doesn’t help that JR and Petra fall
for each other. Or does it?
16. Rafael was the one who turned Michael in for letting Nadine go!
And
he lied about it to Jane for six months! This is not the most memorable
twist, nor the most shocking (Rafael and Michael really hated each
other, remember?), but it is important. Remember this: Michael accusing
Rafael of telling the police that he let Nadine go when he first
discovered she was working for Sin Rostro, and then Michael and Raf
getting into a physical altercation over it (baby Mateo gets cut with
glass!), is why Jane ends things with Michael just as they were about to
get back together. Jane discovering that Rafael was lying — for six months — is what ends her and Rafael’s reconciliation for good. It has a lot of emotional ramifications.
15. Jane’s favorite telenovela star is also her dad!
You probably knew Jaime Camil was playing the dad on Jane the Virgin
before you started watching, but if you think about what it would be
like to have watched that pilot episode in a bubble, it’s pretty
outrageous that the Rogelio De La Vega, star of The Passions of Santos and Jane’s stress-induced fantasy sequences, is actually her father. It’s straight out of a telenovela — literally!
14. Nadine is working for Sin Rostro!
Although by now you may have forgotten about our good friend Nadine, this reveal was another great example of how well Jane
sets up these twists. After Michael finds Nadine’s name on the flash
drive that contains all of Sin Rostro’s criminal contacts, the show
flashes back to several interactions Michael had with his partner that
are completely turned on their head within this new context. Nadine just
seemed like a skeptical, grounded partner — a foil to Michael, who had a
penchant for jumping to conclusions. Knowing she was a Sin Rostro
operative, it’s clear that Nadine was trying to keep Michael from
solving the case the entire time. Very sneaky, Nadine! Very sneaky,
show!
13. Aaron Zazo is really Roman Zazo, who is very much alive!
Both Jane the Virgin
and I are very into twin shenanigans. One of the most telenovela
reveals this telenovela has in the first season is when Petra figures
out that Aaron Zazo, Roman’s brother who has come to visit the Solanos
after Roman’s death by ice sculpture, is actually Roman. Aaron
is the one who was impaled when Roman wanted to fake his death to get
away from Sin Rostro. In a “fun” little cap to this story, Roman kidnaps
Petra, and she ends up impaling him to escape. That’s some circle-of-life-type shit, right there.
12. Luisa is sleeping with her stepmother!
Just
a real, classic telenovela moment here. It’s honestly surprising how
integral Luisa and Rose’s relationship is to this story. Even evil crime
lords fall in love!
11. Sin Rostro kidnaps Mateo from the hospital!
Oh
you guys, this was an excellent season-ending twist. Up until that
point, Jane had never been directly involved in the Sin Rostro stuff.
Everything changes after this arc — for all of the main players.
10. Mutter is Rafael’s mom and other assorted Mutter items!
Emilio
Solano certainly has a type. There are some red herrings along the way
to this big reveal, but Michael finally figures out who Sin Rostro’s
adversary is just as she’s shoving a syringe into her son’s neck. Very
cool mother-son bonding activity! Not like we needed another crime lord
on this show, but the news does send Rafael reeling for a while. And
another mini-twist within this: Mutter is actually Sin Rostro’s
stepmother. So that’s fun and also very incestuous.
9. Anežka fakes her own death! But then Petra kills Anežka!
Technically
these are two seperate twists, but they are tied together by a very
clever play on words from Our Narrator. When Petra finds her sister
hanging from the ceiling of their hotel room, Our Narrator warns us that
Anežka “didn’t kill herself.” Immediately, we are meant to think, “Oh!
Someone murdered her and this suicide was staged! Drama!” But then when
Anežka pops up at her own funeral and explains to Petra that she faked
her own death in order to have a funeral and see if Magda or Petra loved
her more, you’re like, “Oh! She didn’t kill herself means she didn’t
kill herself!” You guys, we’re wrong on both accounts. Because not long
after the funeral, just as Petra thinks she’s won over Anežka’s trust,
Anežka realizes that both her mother and sister are playing her,
threatens Petra, and Petra pushes her over the balcony. See? Anežka
didn’t kill herself! Petra did! Anyway, the whole thing leads to a lot
of trouble for Petra and I have a headache.
8. Petra has a secret twin sister! And she’s up to no good!
Aw,
the little plot twist that brought Anežka into our lives. We had
already seen some twin shenanigans at this point (do not RIP, Roman
Zazo), but still somehow this felt fresh. Plus, this scared little kitty
brings a whole lot of drama with her. I mean, paralyzing your sister
and stealing her identity to sleep with her ex and steal his money at
the behest of your mother? That’s true dedication to the telenovela
life. Get yours, Anežka. (But also, don’t, because we love Petra)
7. Petra steals Rafael’s last sperm sample and inseminates herself!
It is the stuff of telenovela dreams!
6. Xo has breast cancer!
Plot
twists are supposed to pull the rug out from under you, and the reveal
that Xo was sick did just that. It worked so well because there wasn’t a
smattering of clues building up to it. Like reality, this came out of
nowhere and packed an emotional wallop.
5. Jane gets artificially inseminated! And the sperm belongs to this guy she kissed and had a crush on five years ago! And now that guy is her boss, hotelier Rafael Solano!
Yes,
it’s true, this is the basic premise of the show and most likely you
knew this was going to happen before watching the pilot. It was not a
well-kept secret like the other plot twists on this list, but man, what a
ridiculous cascading twist to start off on. It’s making sure you know
that you’re watching a telenovela. Never forget!
4. Susanna is Sin Rostro in disguise! And she shoots Michael!
You’re basically like: There’s no way Michael could be double-crossed by two
partners — he’s generally a good detective. I guess he should’ve been
tipped off by the fact that Susanna and Luisa end up falling for each
other but, alas, he was fooled again. Susanna was actually Sin Rostro
the entire time, thwarting Michael’s investigation into the drug lord
and ultimately shooting our beloved cop. He recovers from the gunshot
wound, but there are consequences. Big ones.
3. Rose is Sin Rostro!
Twelve episodes in to Jane the Virgin
is when we get our first really huge plot twist. All signs had pointed
to Rafael’s father Emilio being Sin Rostro, drug lord and personal
plastic surgeon liaison to criminals. But we read the signs wrong: Sin
Rostro turned out to be Emilio’s wife, Rose. Not only is it a killer
reversal — Rose goes from scared wife to supervillain burying her
husband alive in cement in seconds — it also revealed some important
things about the show we were watching. Yes, like a good telenovela,
there would be twists and turns, but Jane wouldn’t be making
those twists and turns without a plan. There would be clues. It’s a game
and you need to pay attention. I mean, we were looking for Sin Rostro
and the woman’s name was Rose! It was there all along.
2. Michael dies!
A
true emotional gut-punch of a plot twist. This one was hinted at pretty
directly, although even in a time when TV shows aren’t afraid to kill
off main characters, it was hard to believe that Jane the Virgin
would really kill the love of Jane’s life. On the other hand, the show
wouldn’t repeatedly remind us that “Michael would love Jane until his
dying breath” if it wasn’t going to show us that last breath (although,
what that line means now with That Other Twist in play, who knows).
Still, you never knew when that would be coming and you certainly didn’t
expect it to arrive at the end of a very nice, relatively low-key
episode about Jane and Michael’s first date and Michael heading off to
take his LSAT and start the next chapter in his life. Everyone was so
happy! Which maybe should have been a huge clue that a horror show was
coming.
1. Michael is alive!
Perhaps it’s because this shocker is the most recent and we don’t yet know the complete story,
but it doesn’t feel like anything could beat Jane Villanueva walking
into Rafael’s apartment only to find her husband, Michael, standing
there after having been thought dead for years. The twist at the end of
season four feels kind of perfect.
And not just because of the emotional implications it has in the show
(so many) or the sense of urgency and purpose it injects the
storytelling with as Jane enters its final season. It’s also because this baby was executed flawlessly.
When you go back and watch, knowing what we know, all of season four seems to be leading up to this moment.
It takes most of the season for everyone (including the audience) to
fully move on from the stinging loss of Michael and fully look to the
future. Even this #TeamMichael girl had completely accepted Jane and
Rafael as a true and viable love story. They’re so happy — I mean,
they’re talking about a proposal — that you had to start to wonder what
the real conflict in their relationship would be going forward. It’s
truly ingenious timing to drop this grenade. The other thing you can see
when you go back and rewatch is that, in true Jane the Virgin
fashion, there are several clues that something “straight out of a
telenovela” is coming. Some are more subtle than others, but when Jane
tells her family that she’s going to say yes to Rafael’s proposal
because he’s her future and “who else could there be?” I gasped: They
couldn’t bring Michael back, could they? Could they?!” The show lays
down just enough clues so as to not ruin the surprise. And what a hell
of a surprise it was. In the words of our esteemed Narrator: “I know,
OMG, right?”
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